NaMoMania
As I explained at in a previous post, the Bhagwati-Sen skirmish is really about two views of economic development. I was wrong, of course. In my beloved India, where all is maya, it is really about Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader and the arrayed forces of Good and Evil they represent: in this case the Congress and the BJP.
Respectively? I didn't say that. You can flip the order if you want. And as Parakeet Ghost shows in the following guest article, it probably doesn't matter, except for a kerfuffle here and there.
India’s Reagan Revolution: A Primer
by Parakeet Ghost
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Debraj posted last month about Star Wars --- the great debate between Amartya Sen and Jagdish Bhagwati on the future course of India’s economic policy. The Indian media is very excited about this. They see it as an intellectual prequel to next year’s national elections. In this post, I thought I’d fill you in on the political side of things.
The battle is between the two
major national parties – the incumbent Congress and the opposition Bharatiya
Janata Party (BJP). The Congress is tied by its umbilical cord to “Nehruvian
socialism”, the vision of its first Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru who
believed the state should manage the economy with a firm hand. The umbilical
cord was supposedly cut in 1991 with economic liberalization, but skeptics
doubt the Congress’s DNA has changed. On the other hand, the BJP is widely seen
as being friendly towards markets and unfriendly towards monotheistic
religions.
The presumptive prime
ministerial candidates of Congress and the BJP are respectively Rahul Gandhi (the
great-grandson of Jawaharlal Nehru) and Narendra Modi (the current chief
minister of the state of Gujarat). With typical Indian fondness for acronyms
and short cuts, they are often referred to as RaGa and NaMo. Strangely enough,
these compressions do them more justice than their full names.
Raga is a musical form in
Indian classical music. When maestros give their rendition of a raga, they will
often sing two lines of lyrics for more than two hours. Our RaGa has only ever
spoken two lines in his parliamentary career of nearly a decade. Opinion is
divided as to whether his popularity will go up or down if he opened his mouth
but there is admittedly more room above than below.
Namo is a short form for namaskar or pranam, the Indian way of paying respect to elders and gods. To
wit: ya devi sarvabhuteshu... namo
namaha! (O omnipresent goddess, I bow before thee). In his millions of lay followers,
NaMo inspires nothing short of worship. Earlier this summer, the Times of India breathlessly reported how
NaMo had retrieved 15,000 Gujaratis from the flood-ravaged Himalayas using
minivans, while the Indian army struggled with a fleet of helicopters! His
fans’ faith in NaMo’s Batman persona is matched only by his own – he controls
the portfolios of Home, Ports, Industry, Energy, Irrigation, Mines and Minerals, Information and Broadcasting, Large Cats and Fashion (to mention a few). I
sometimes wonder if his reported aversion to monotheism isn’t an exaggeration.
In 2002, shortly after NaMo
became chief minister, there was a slight kerfuffle in his home state of Gujarat.
This has dogged him ever since, inviting an ignominy that hapless Indian
students face every day for quite different reasons – denial of a US visa.
NaMo’s supporters claim that other than this mishap (the aforementioned kerfuffle, not the visa),
his record in Gujarat is exemplary. Which is a little bit like trying to answer
the question: “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?” Nevertheless,
in deference to NaMo’s uncharacteristic reticence on this particular issue, I will drop
the matter.
You must be wondering: where
does Reagan come into the picture? Patience, dear reader, patience! Read on and
you will be rewarded.
India, you see, is a country
that lives on the opposite psychological pole to America. In America, if you
are hit by a meteorite, people will ask why you were too lazy to watch the
sky. In India, if you refuse to get out of bed, there will be protests on the
street demanding the government do something for bed-ridden people. The Indian
psyche is more suited to (or shaped by) Nehruvian socialism than rugged
individualism and ruthless capitalism. And if the hunger for handouts isn’t
enough, regulation is still the rage.
In India, in order to sneeze,
you need a license from the government. Applications have to be filled in
triplicate at least six months in advance and you will probably also have to
pay a bribe of five hundred rupees to the sneezing inspector to get a clearance
(no pun intended). Things are a little better these days – you can apply online,
though the servers frequently crash during the rainy season.
While the masses cling firmly
to the ‘mammaries of the welfare state’ (though medical reports say the flow of milk is
rather deficient), India has a small but visible band of pro-market pundits who
shout from the rooftops to stop public breast-feeding. These folks inhabit
academia, think-tanks and op-ed pages. You may find them at the Brookings
Institution as often as the India International Center.
Following Indian politics and
elections must be a traumatic experience for fellows with hard heads and soft
hearts (well, don’t expect the softness of muslin
silk – more like worsted wool I’d say). Imagine an American presidential race
between Lenin (D) and Stalin (R), with Trotsky demanding more air time as the
independent candidate, and William F. Buckley having to cover it all for Fox News. You may begin to understand
their pain.
This is why any mention of
NaMo gives this crowd the goosebumps. Ever since the dust-up in Ahmedabad (that
must never be mentioned), NaMo has repositioned himself as a champion of free
markets. He organizes a Woodstock for foreign investors, hands out project
clearances at the speed of light and cradles India’s top businessmen in his arms
for photo-ops. Gujarat’s GDP is growing at a thousand percent per hour. “Less
government and more governance is now his slogan, and refreshing,” coos Shekhar Gupta, the editor of Indian Express.
In a scene dominated by the
acolytes of Marx and Derrida, the Cinderellas of India’s intellectual
community feel their hour has come. India 2014 is looking more and more like
America, circa 1980. What seems imminent is not merely regime change but a
transformation of the zeitgeist. The socialist cobwebs are going
to be blown away and a spirit of muscular laissez-faire is about to grip the
country. If Jagdish Bhagwati is poised to become India’s Milton Friedman, NaMo is our Reagan. Together
they will usher in the Gujarat model as national paradigm, giving the boot to
Amartya Sen’s tired, old Kerala model. That one involved massive social
spending, women wearing the pants at home and too much coconut in every damn
thing you cooked.
Namo
namaha!
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Now that you know the big picture, let me give you a little detail. In policy after policy, issue after issue, as RaGa’s party indulges in vulgar populism and reckless profligacy, NaMo takes a principled stand in favour of fiscal prudence and market discipline.
Congress won the last election by passing an expensive public works legislation – the National Rural Employment Guarantee Act (NREGA). This time around, they’ve thrown another Hail Mary – the National Food Security Bill (NFSB), which is supposed to give practically free grains to two-thirds of the population. As you would expect, NaMo has written to the Prime Minister registering his strong protest.
But what is this he says? He is bitterly complaining about the bill’s stinginess: “The ordinance proposed to reduce the entitlement of below poverty line (BPL) families from 35 kg per family to only 25 kg”. The whimpering then rises to a crescendo: “People involved in labour-intensive activities required about 2,500 calories per day,” says NaMo, and you can almost hear him holding back his tears. Why is the bill giving them “barely 20% of one’s daily calorie requirements”? Why indeed? Am I reading this right? Is this what they call Conservatism 2.0 (aka Compassionate Conservatism)?
Ok, we’ll take another
example. The Congress has been dragging its feet for a long time on the issue
of allowing foreign direct investment (FDI) in India’s retail sector because some
of its pesky coalition partners have been raising hell about it. Here is NaMo at a rally, thundering against
the government’s pusillanimity. You can hear Reagan roaring for capital flows.
Oh, wait! He’s upset about the impending death of the corner grocery store. He’s furious that cheap Chinese goods will be dumped on the Indian market, killing our small scale manufacturing units. Is this wail against Walmart a mislabeled Arundhati Roy clip? It looks like NaMo alright.
Oh, wait! He’s upset about the impending death of the corner grocery store. He’s furious that cheap Chinese goods will be dumped on the Indian market, killing our small scale manufacturing units. Is this wail against Walmart a mislabeled Arundhati Roy clip? It looks like NaMo alright.
Fine! I’ll show you the real heart
of the lion of Gujarat. For the longest time, the Congress has dealt with India’s
sectarian movements and centrifugal forces by appeasement. The most egregious
recent example is the Congress decision to carve a new state Telangana out of
Andhra Pradesh. NaMo promptly sent an open letter to the people of the state,
slamming the Congress for playing cynical, vote-bank politics. Let's tune in:
“We stand by our commitment to statehood for Telangana.... Statehood for one region should not be viewed as coming at the expense of another region.”
Oh no! He is actually for Telangana! How dare the government do what NaMo approves of?
“We stand by our commitment to statehood for Telangana.... Statehood for one region should not be viewed as coming at the expense of another region.”
Oh no! He is actually for Telangana! How dare the government do what NaMo approves of?
Look, let’s not miss the
forest for the trees. We need a new morning in India. RaGa is useless because
no one can make out if he is singing ahir
bhairav or darbari kanada. The time is ripe for an Indian
Reagan. Is there a better candidate than NaMo? You tell me.
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